Tyra Banks, the Dream Killer

Did you hear? No? Well, here it is folks.

Tyra Banks (yes, that Tyra Banks) is writing the next ‘great American (model) novel.’

Boom.

Dreams killed. Murdered. Destroyed.

Or not.

Perhaps it should push me to work harder. Yes, indeed. Regardless of my personal distaste for the woman, she has found a way to be successful. And I can’t diminish that.

So, look out!

Tyra, my dearest rabies spewin’ love child, watch out for Alasdair Galloway. He’s a comin’!

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4 thoughts on “Tyra Banks, the Dream Killer

  1. Jake says:

    Apocalypto, man. Straight up.

    Also, this kinda stung last year: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L.A._Candy

  2. Jake says:

    Apocalypto, man. Straight up.

    Also, this kinda stung last year:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L.A._Candy

  3. Jake says:

    Ok, it’s not that I’m an idiot and accidentally posted my comment twice. It’s just that whoever is reading this right now is so effin’ pissed about Tyra Banks and her novel that they’re seeing double.

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