Waking the Critter

Every morning, it goes something like this:

Non: Jessica, wake up.

Jessica: (barely audible, muffled grunts) Hmgrpgh.

A few minutes later

Non: Jessica, are you up? Gotta get up, it’s Carrot Top’s AM Mayhem! Gotta get up, it’s Carrot Top’s AM Mayhem!

Jessica: (still waking up, groggy, eyes closed) What time is it?

Non: It’s 7:15

Jessica: Wake me at 7:20

Non: OK

Five minutes later

Non: Jessica, it’s 7:20. Wake up

Jessica: Wake me at 7:30

Ten minutes later

Non: Jessica, it’s 7:30, wake up.

Jessica: (rouses slightly) breakfast in bed?

Non: (sighing) Oh alright

A few minutes later

Non: here you go (I pass her the coffee and Trader Joe’s O’s)

Jessica: (sits up, her two pillows and face blanket comforting her sitting position) Hmm, thanks.

Non: No fret. I gotta go. Love you. (leaving the room)

Jessica: Wait.

Non: (turning back) Yes?

Jessica: I love you too.

Non: Love you bud. Have a swell day.

Jessica: You too.

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2 thoughts on “Waking the Critter

  1. Jessica says:

    I hate waking up. Thanks for being such an amazing alarm clock and husband.

  2. I love you bud. And it’s never any trouble. I enjoy the process.

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