Ellen Page, I Love You

Ellen Page is adorable. Uh-door-uh-bull.

Seriously, she can’t do wrong. Even in Super, in which she plays a disturbingly unhinged sociopath, she remains adorable. I mean, hell, her sidekick name is ‘Boltie.’ Boltie! It’s like if Zeus’ thunderbolt had relations with some trailer trash version of a thunderbolt (let’s call it ‘Bolto’) and then Bolto consequently popped out a mini Bolt, which we can now call Boltie.

Same is true for Hard Candy. Again, her character was somewhat deranged. But an adorable version of derangement!

And of course all the rest of them. Whip It. Juno. Inception! Even the dung lover’s pizza that is X-Men:Last Stand.

Need I say more?

I think not.

Ellen, keep doing what you’re doing. You are wonderfully talented, hilarious and adorable.

Gush.

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2 thoughts on “Ellen Page, I Love You

  1. Jake says:

    Totally. If she just stopped looking like she has the body of a 12-year-old boy sometimes, she’d be perfect. In the picture above, though, so good. Applause for Miss Page!

  2. Okay, that has some merit. I suppose the alternative, the 12-year-old girl, isn’t good either, huh? No? Oh, come on.

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